So I finally made it to the land down under. Home of the notorious bogans. The roo country. Where the word cunt is used very liberally. G'day cunt. How ya goin'?!! And where great white sharks infests the ocean of the coast of Perth and Western Australia.
That's where I am at the moment.
In Ocean reef area to be more precise. This country is massive. Let alone WA. You could apparenly fit in Great Britain 7 times into WA. Massive.
Flight from phuket via changi ( Singapore ) took about 9 hours. I slept most of the way as I was a tad hungover and sleep deprived after the last send off night with my mates in phuket.
Got dragged into the costom too. They are sneaky sons of bitches. Recent visa application my ass. I know what they wanted. Sucked in!!! It has nothing to do with me.....
So I'm staying with Travis and Sarah. A great house. 3 bedrooms and 2 living areas. Open kitchen and a great back yard. The houses here are pretty similar looking. Beige or apricot color houses. It's quite far to everything. So walking is out of the question. I couldn't walk anyway. It's just the beginning of summer here and yesterday we had +39 at 4pm. It was hot hot hot. Love it.
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| STUNNING |
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| Don't rubbish Oz |
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| Mind the snakes on the beach |
My concern is that I won't be doing heaps of things as both Trav and Sarah are working during the day. And as I've already said it's far to everything, the mall the beach etc. Being House bound is not exactly my thing.
I might do my head in if I can't do anything.
Hopefully I'll make some new friends to hang out with that can entertain me ( I am actually low maintanence but it sounds like I'm not ) I love the back yard tho. I can tan naked if I want, Wohooo.....Oh wait...spiders don't like the heat and sun hey? I don't want a spider crawling up my yahoo. Hmmmm.......housearrest it is by the sounds of it .
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| Beach house |
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| EGO pic |
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| Beautiful... |
Went to one of Travis' mates last night.
Had a few drinks and a BBQ. Their house was great. I wouldn't mind living there.
Ty and Gabi were really nice. Ty, the Bogan, farted like there was no tomorrow. Wet fart and everything. Im glad no poo came out. No shame in that dudes body.
Hahaha.....
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| Me and Ty |
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| Trav and Tori |
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| Ty and Tori |
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| Your singlet gives the bum boy in you away |
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| First Aussie BBQ |
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| HOTHOTHOT!! |
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| Uhm.....yeah |
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| Last nights crew |
Leaving you with my thoughts of the day...
I guess the real fact of the matter is, we don’t know what tomorrow is
going to bring and the only thing we really have is right now. So, don’t
stay mad for too long. Learn to forgive. Love with all your heart. Have
fun.( I love to laugh and be silly ) Live your life the way you want to live it. Don’t worry about
people that don’t like you. Enjoy the ones who do. It has been said, ‘time heals all wounds.’ I do not agree. The wounds
remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar
tissue and the pain lessens. But it is never gone. Not really... However, at any time, you can decide to change the road you’re on in life, take a
new direction, follow a new trail. You are the only one who really
knows what you want from life and if you’re on the right road for you.
