Messy...

Valborg got pretty messy. In all kind of ways. Tequila fucks you up. 

Had dinner at the house. Me, Falida, Rach, Luke and Nick. They liked the food I made, thank god. I had very little to work with in all fairness. We drank peach wine and San Miguel's. 

Nick drove us into patong in the "hornbag" pumping music loud and flashy. 

First stop monsoon. The live band there is amazing. I'm trying to get a hold of a video to show you. It's of the band, me dancing while texting and Falida singing. Hilarious video, shows why one should never drink tequila. 

Met Pii Naa at taipan. And then when we all were so intoxicated that you light the cigarette at the wrong end we decided that going to WhiteRoom would be a great idea. Or actually I had some objections to it. Got overruled. 

And it did not turn out great. At all. 

In the end It might of been for the best. Bound to happen. What's wrong with the men that moves to Phuket. Do they all think with their dicks or are they so unhappy with who they are that they need to become someone else? 

I'm happy with who I am. What you see is what you get.....

Out drinking and getting long emotional msgs from your ex and trying to reply is also not to recommend. It got a bit out of context sometimes. Also due to auto correct. I hate that thing sometimes. Fun to read the day after tho.

Not fun fun but fun. You know?!

Last night we headed back to patong for a quick visit. Luke, Falida, Nick and I. 

Then back home to chill and watch a movie. 

Me and my wigs :) 

Happy Valborg everyone....

The arrival of spring is celebrated on the night of April 30 in every town and village throughout the magnificant country of Sweden. The celebrations always include a prominent person making a speech hailing the Spring, a male choir singing traditional hymns to the Spring, and a huge bonfire. The event is known as Valborgsmässoafton (Eve of Walpurgis Mass), since May 1 is the day of Valborg (Walpurgis). It's also Labour day which means it's a public holiday. 

Why do we celebrate Valborg? The answer is: we don’t. We celebrate spring. Ask any Swede “what is  Valborg?” and you will most certainly get an answer like “eh… don’t know… a great time to get on the piss and hang out with your mates, possibly get into some dumbass fights in one of the many parks that allowes you to sit, drink and bbq?” Nobody seems to know why, but Valborgsmässoafton is a traditional night of big celebrations. Students from the big uni's have big parades in the cities. Making fun of different things that's been on the news the past months.  

Well screw that. I'm in Phuket and celabrating with my mates. So today it will be an arvo sesh. It's good to be back in Phuket. I have to say. And I also need to mention my tan. I look fucken good now hey. I will try to get a pic of me the day I came here and show it next to how I look before I leave. 

Nick forgot to leave my washing at the laundry so coming home to dirty clothes did not make my day. I left it this morning and I hope its at least semi-dry before I hit the piss. If not I'll just sleep in Nick's bed. I mean it is his fault my dirty sheets are still dirty. 

Sitting in the living area with two fans on and the door wide open. It just started to rain and I hope Falida is not on her scooter now. We are getting a massage and then I am going to cook dinner. So massage, market, and arvo sesh. 

Oh...and picking up laundry. In the rain. Ohhhhhh. Niiiick....... Hahaha.

Shit...that means no towels. Ahh, fuck it. 

It's neanderthal style here anyway. No toiletpaper...never mind, we've got a BUMHOSE!! No spoon or fork?? We eat with our hands. No water?? Whateva....I'll get a Neastle bottle and rinse myself off.

True facts!!

And I got the greatest idea when I was in Phiphi. I am going to get a new piercing. 1 or 3 I havent decided yet. But It will look amazing. Maybe I'll do it today in Patong. I gotta find a clean safe place first as it's a very sensitive area.  

And also a tattoo.  

My friend Eminem and I are quite similar in that way " Abused ink, used it as a tool when I blew steam...hit the lottery oh wiii"

Self-inflicted pain takes away the pain inside even for a brief moment. And those scars heal faster than the ones inside. Funny hey...

Update phiphi

So we have pretty much just chilled out here during daytime. Gone out for dinner and drinks nighttime. Met people. Some more intersting than others. :) I've gotten really sunburnt. In a good way tho. 

I don't want to leave out to many details on what we've been up to here. But it involves Muay Thai, tattoos and accents. 

Oh...played my first beer pong last night. I rather it be cider pong or pv pong. Lol.

Banana bar. You got high the minute you came up them stairs. Thai weed smells really bad. The dude I was talking about in previous post smokes 10-12 joints a day. And those joints are not small. 

He is fucked. Nice guy. But fucked. 

Had some disturbing viber messages. Dunno how to react to them. Head says one thing heart another. What else is new? 

Great weather today. So I'm off to work on my tan with the English crew. ;) 

Koh Phiphi

Do you know how hard it is to get outta bed when you're having a good dream?! 

Damn hard. 

Rachel and I left for phiphi Island early Tuesday morning. Got picked up at big C in kamala. 600 baht return ticket. Not too bad hey. The ferry was great. I laid on deck using my backpack as a pillow. Maybe not my smartest move ever now that I'm completely sunburned. But it was nice to just chill out for a bit listening to music. I've been to phiphi so many times so the sight of the island didn't excite me as it did for everyone else. Nothing wrong with getting excited. If that came out wrong. 

We hadn't booked a room so we walked around looking for cheap rooms. 500 baht fan room had to make do. Room is quite small but totally fine. 

Took a walk around the island and had lunch. It's really expensive here. Water is double the price compared to Phuket. Food is expensive and farangitized. No proper Thai hole in the wall anywhere. 

Neither Rachel or myself are impressed with the food. Bacardi breezier is 80-90 baht compared to 53 baht in Phuket. White wine 1,150 baht - 370 in Phuket. List goes on and on.....

We went to the beach for a while. Met some Swedish guys talked to them for a bit. There are heaps of Americans. Met an Irish guy who promoted one of the clubs. His salary was 400 baht a day, free accommodation, free drinks and free weed. Hahaha!!! Great job contract. He was smoking a spliff when he spoke to us too. Hilarious. 

Got some drinks to take back to the room before we went out. 

Sangsom and beer. On the balcony. Listening to music. That was well nice. 

Went out to dinner. Had some more drinks and did some bar hopping. 

Ended up at the beach with some English blokes we met at one of the bars. Accent was totally hot. Danced on the beach barefoot. Amazing. Had I don't know how many buckets. My head feels the aftermath of them today. 

And the guys shouted some drinks too. Ouch..my head! 

What happened last night?! 

Must of been fun. Of course it was fun. 

I danced on the beach barefoot with a bucket.