My birthday

So another year has gone by. What have I been doing this past year? Seems like yesterday I was wearing that awesomely stupid Afro wig at tai-pan. What a great night that was. I haven't had a birthday in Sweden since I was 33. My very first birthday I had in Phuket was with My at the time very good friends and former boss and her family. They took me to hard rock café. I absolutly loved it. I will never forget it.I will never forget them.

Next one I had at My friends restaurant in Kamala. All My friends showed up and we had an amazing time. The best birthday ever. My friend Adam played his guitar for me and friends from all over Phuket rocked up. Truly a night to remember.

I had 3 birthday celebrations that year. Amazing friends.

Last year I spent with friends. And people, I in retrospect shouldn't of given my time of day.
But I had my Thai sister Pii Naa by my side all night. As well as other friends I love dearly. It was a huge piss up and I got to wear a blonde afro wig. God, I wish I had that hair. And I spent it with my boys of course. Went swimming and had a nice lunch and dinner. Went to the movies and my laptop and money got stolen while we were sleeping. The bastards stepped over my boys while I was asleep in my room. Thank god non of us woke up. That would of been hectic.

Yesterday I had friends coming over all day. So when my favorite Aussie FaceTimed me to say happy birthday and so did his friends I had to FaceTime him looking like a redneck. I just hadn't had the time to get ready. I hope his mates didn't beleaguer him too much. Poor babe. 

Tony and Malin rocked up pretty early. I got a pink hairdryer. Much needed. Thank you so much.

Vivi came by just after they left and she got me a...well... look at the pic.
I do prefer the real deal. Sorry Vivi..but I need to be honest. But Im sure I can incorporate it somehow...right baby convict!!

Anna, Helen, Vendela and Baba rocked up as well. Got tickets to the cinema ( havent been in ages to the cinema.) and 2 Carolina Gynning cocktail glasses with wisedom words written on them. I also got a hairproduct shine dust. Interesting.

Poor baba. Drinking with a room filled with lesbians.Or is that every mans dream??
And before yous crack the shits about the photos....it's FUN!! We had a good laugh taking them so if you cant handle it....fuck off. It's my blog and I do whatever I see fit.

Went to a local pub for a few drinks and then we decided to go to a stripp club..I dunno why I keep ending up at them shady places. I did however get an idea from one of the girls I was talking to. Nickie. She had something I really want and I'm gonna make sure I get it. 

Baba and I stayed the longest. We always do. Baba is the funniest guy ever. I always have a blast with him. Got home at about 5am i think and was on the phone to my convict for a bit.

Thank you so much to all of you that texted, visited or called me yesterday. I appreciate it heaps.

And I'll leave yous with some usual Alixandra thoughts.....on a hang over day you think heaps. Or I do anyway. So I'll share it with you guys....

I’d love a new start, to leave all bad memories and people who have done me bad behind. I want to travel, see new places, different art, different music, touching hearts. I want to meet new people, who will show me what it is to love and be loved in return. I want to leave it all behind, to erase my book, back to the very cover, and re-write my story.

When you meet the right person, you know it. You can’t stop thinking about them. They are your best friend, and your soulmate. You can’t wait to spend the rest of your life with them. No one and nothing else can compare.

Optimus penis

So here I was, ready to chill with a bag of nachos and homemade salsa dip, game of thrones and of course my beloved ice when I got a distressed phone call from my brother asking me to come get him and Optimus and drive them to the vet's. 

Optimus had seemingly run into a twig while out in the woods, scratching his penis. So there were heaps of blood coming out of his foreskin. 

Of course I came to his aid ( as the wondrous big sister savior I am ) 

At the vets Optimus had gone from axessive bleeding from his penis to merly dripping. So that's was a good sign. 

As I'm writiting just this very moment Optimus has been given a mild sedative so the vet can determine where exactly the bleeding comes from. 

It seems a twig has gone through the opening of the foreskin and scraped the inside of it. What are the odds of that happening...I mean really. 

So he got all cleaned up and got a shot of painkilling meds and a bill for almost 4000 sek. Which is totally insane. It's a ripp off. I could of done what the vet did. I even assisted her. But oh lord they do know how to charge. 

After a good 4 hour visit we went home. 

Poor Optimus was so dizzy he couldn't walk. I had a good laugh when my brother carried him out. 

Move bitch get out of my way... 

Apparently Optimus is quite heavy for a 9 month old puppy. 

Expected or unexpected....

Victory can never be achieved alone. Allegiances must be forged to overcome superior forces. Some born from a shared goal, others out of desperate need. But for a union to succed one must determine if a love is truly love or merly a future cheater in disguise. 

Alliances can unite people in the most unexpected of ways. By testing the bonds that are the strongest of them all. 

It could lead to the greatest of victories or to your ultimate defeat. 

As children most of us flinch to the sight of blood. Not realizing It means family, loyalty, the essence of life. But it's also a reminder that everything can be taken away in the blink of an eye. 

Emotions are tricky. Even when starved the hunger survives.

Grace is at the core of tragedy. If you have nothing to lose. But once you free fall from grace the only way to change it's momentum is to use it to your advantage.